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Tonight, I met the most fantastic woman, and we had the most fun that I've had in a long time! I never thought that, in this point in my life, it could happen to me. But it did, all I can think is, Wow! I went to a party. I can be a real party-guy when I want to be. I hadn't been there but maybe fifteen minutes when I saw this gorgeous woman at the table getting punch. And I usually have trouble approaching women, but what the heck. So I walked over, and I didn't know what to say so I just said something stupid like, how's the punch. And she looked up and over to me, and our eyes met. I've never been a believer in love at first sight, but I felt something magic
This story is being interrupted because, well, it's a lie. Daily Me did not go out tonight. Daily Me hasn't gone out in months. He wouldn't even be aware that the sky is blue if there weren't pictures on the internet. He spends a lot of time not being social. Quite frankly, it's pathetic, and I can't blame his ego-ideal for making up some fanciful story about having fun. Let's review the important statistics about Daily Me.
His testosterone is requesting permission to move to a new home. Hopefully, now that you know these facts, you can understand why he's lying his ass off to you, to vainly assert his manhood and impress you. It may be best if you just nod and smile, and don't let on that you know he's full of it. Now you are returned to his story. What a night! I'll never forget this one. Talk to you later.
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